January92012
ohmanitstwink:

unfroyharper:

angstyarrow:

regulardudetier:

pavlov-e:

zemmer:

pizzarash:

theevilmuffintoaster:

loveclaire:


“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”
The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

amentiferous - bearing aments.
I hate dictionaries sometimes.

How do you snag the instant attention of a young class of mortuary students - or anyone else, for that matter?
JUST MENTION DECAPITATION. 
Good. Christ. 

 There were other explanations, he told himself.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”
oh.

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window in the back garden”
lol…

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
… /sigh. Graphic Novels.

“We’ll get him,” Green Arrow asserted. “We’ll get anyone you want.”

“It’s alright, Mom. I’m fine. I’m on my way home—-“
………. that’s probably really legit.

“Her hands were brown, worn, still, as if carved from wood.”
I read that as a year full of masturbation. Masturbation so hard that it wears your hands down. J’ai peur. 

ohmanitstwink:

unfroyharper:

angstyarrow:

regulardudetier:

pavlov-e:

zemmer:

pizzarash:

theevilmuffintoaster:

loveclaire:

“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”

The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

amentiferous - bearing aments.

I hate dictionaries sometimes.

How do you snag the instant attention of a young class of mortuary students - or anyone else, for that matter?

JUST MENTION DECAPITATION. 

Good. Christ. 

 There were other explanations, he told himself.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”

oh.

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window in the back garden”

lol…

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

… /sigh. Graphic Novels.

“We’ll get him,” Green Arrow asserted. “We’ll get anyone you want.”

“It’s alright, Mom. I’m fine. I’m on my way home—-“

………. that’s probably really legit.

“Her hands were brown, worn, still, as if carved from wood.”

I read that as a year full of masturbation. Masturbation so hard that it wears your hands down. J’ai peur. 

Page 1 of 1